Salutations and greetings fellow employees, I am proud to announce first public offering of Juggernaut Kitten Heavy Industries, Big Man Style.  I have been told by marketing it details men of girth and their fashionable style in what I’m told is ‘irreverent sass-talk manner.’  Please visit this site and spread word.  More great things to come from JKHI!

Godspeed,

JK.